ReHash #288

ReHash 3/7/99

"TRAILS CLOSED, MY ASS!" was the battle cry Sunday as the Hashers made their way through Treman Park, which was officially closed due to dangerous conditions. Hares Phil McCrackin and Vibe made sure there was plenty of good snowy trail.

The fun started out almost immediately as the hashers made their way up a sadistic peak only to find a backcheck 4, or was it a 9? The hill was great for sliding back down, however– except for Skull who nearly fissured his buttocks on a branch that protruded from the snowy bluff. He later did a down-down for taking it up the butt.

At the bottom of the hill, Hotter Legs attempted to construct an anatomically-
correct snowman while the rest of the hashers frolicked on the snow-covered swings and see-saws ( I hope everyone is comfortable with the word "frolick"). Nape and Bam Bam created impressive snow angels; and Nape later created an impromptu (and face-down) snow angel during her equally impressive hash-crash.

Suddenly, the trail seemed to come to a frigid end at a swollen stream. Slipping into a mesiah complex, Small Sack attempted to walk on water as he crossed the icy waters without warning or provocation. But alas, it was totally unnecessary since the trail cut to the right and the hashers were once again on their way.

Calvin Klimax committed the dasterdly deed of abandoning a half-full beer can on the trail. It was later explained that the beer was left for fellow hashers as a kind gesture, but by that point explanations were futile and he did the down-down nonetheless. CK and Ball Wrinkle drank for sharing a mirky moment on the drive to the hash, while Poopa Trooper somehow escaped a down-down for shortcutting.

Hotter Legs did a down-down for admiring McCrackin’s tight balls (still unclear whether she was speaking testicularly– or about his snowballs). Bobbits included Hungman, Women There, Capt. Slimy, and RoadKill.

Tequila Bill drank for wearing snow shoes. Tina was the virgin and, much to everyone’s surprise, it was not her husband Jeff that made her come, but Vibrator! And three cheers to Vibe and Phil McCrackin for the homemade breads and ziti!!!

See you in a couple of weeks!

On-on!
Tequila Bill