Hash #959

Dearest Wankers, Wankerettes, Wankeroos, Silly Boos, and just plain Weiners!

“Putting the finger back in the Fingerlakes Trail” is this week’s theme. 
Trail is brought you by the all powerful triumvirate of Plaidypussy, Debasement and virgin hare Jizz Wiz! Think of all the ways you can fit that finger in,  or all the ways that you can’t, and cum dressed (or not) accordingly. Maybe we can get some fresh wisdom from our virgin hare who apparently is an expert in many things…
Cum out to Teeter Pond in the Fingerlakes National Forest in Hector to celebrate Jizz Wiz’s first lay.  

Interloken trail parking lot

Trail starts EARLY at 12:69 to accommodate a really bangin On-After at Brews and Brats (a.k.a Bruised by Brats as Pepe called it at KNURD last weekend much to my giggling delight) in Trumansburg. They have 12 local beers on tap, plus local wine and cider plus 14 inch sausages! Who doesn’t like the idea of a giant meat schlong after their hash? They even have a vegetarian sausage for those who want the schlong without the meatiness. Sausage fight anyone?

Brews and Brats 9632 NY-96, Trumansburg, NY 14886(607) 241-8160

Bring virgins for us to instruct in the art of putting the finger in.  Bring your hash-friendly pooches for us to surreptitiously sneak orange food to. Leashes for all are optional. 

On sausage-banging On!