IH3 Trail #455

Rehash # 455

Hare(s): Ball Wrinkle, but not Spike

Burns Rd is where I be at 2:59 sharp and what’s this? I’m not the Bleeb but ET is already here. For a while though it looked like I might be the Blab. Nevertheless, along came three more hashers Hot Lips, P.P. and Dances with Dances being the navigator and therefore the Blab. It snowed a little at my house this morning (yes that’s right Late April in the Finger Lakes), looks like its going to rain out here at upper Six-Mile and it sure is chilly. But off we went . . . and five minutes into the trail and I’ve already crashed – just wait until the trail actually gets slippery! Lots of arduous checks. Look at Hound Whore Ball Wrinkle says he’s not straying far from the checks or the Hares . . . not today . . . been sick for two weeks and am still feeling it. I did finally do one check . . . of course it was one that I knew couldn’t be trail and wouldn’t hav! e to go far J. Up and down gorges and gullies we went . Hey wait a minute it’s actually clearing up and feeling a little bit warmer (welcome to late April in the Finger Lakes!). the trillium is in full bloom and we found some red trillium too! Beer is what we found at the bottom of this next gorge, along with a nice conversation about bird watching in Central New York. No talk of sex, body parts, defecation or any of that stuff other Hashers talk about. A long, steep climb out of the gorge we had. Back on the main trail for a while, I can almost see the cars and taste the beer. But wait we diverge for another loop through the woods. I, however, got quite a ways behind the rest and! realized that I wasn’t seeing flour anymore so I doubled back to the main trail where about a half mile up I met up with the rest of the hashers. Just when it looked like Hot Lips was going to be the FRB, ET sprinted to the cars where screaming fans tore off his shirt. We moved loations slightly for the circel, not watning to scare little civilians. Accusations were few, awards were none. Hound Whore is the cums lately and the Crasher for which P.P joined him with mud on her back, Hot Lips nearly got away with dry lips, ET and Dances wore head-gear together in the circle. spike impersonated a Hare (although I don’t remember him doing a down-down for that). We discussed the upcoming Ithaca weekend and how a number of Ithaca Hashers, myself included, haven’t registered yet. At the Wings-Over-Ithaca on-after Harry Condom Jr. joined us and told us about the many items of ET’s she has not sold on Ebay like his engine hoist, which we all agreed would be great for doing up-ups. Speaking of wh! ich, we have a number of birthdays coming up . . . Floss, Ball Wrinkle and yours truly’s. I’m a side-side though but I don’t know about those guys. We also discussed that we don’t have a hare for the next hash!

Great Trail guys!

On-On
Hound Whore