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Hash #901

Cum to wonderful Bear Swamp for an early day hash, starting at 10:69. It will be A to A+ with an on after swimming option. 
 
Bonus – receive credit for Ithaca and Syracuse trails. 

Pin Drop.

Sunday’s trail is pet and virgin friendly. We may also have a bonus to commemorate the 3 week 900th trail celebration 🎉.

Trail is free for those who do the Homer campout and only 5 Susan B Anthonys for everyone else.

 

Hash #900

Hula Hash (4th Anal!)

Sunday, August 11, 2019, 2:69 HST

Location: Lick Brook Parking Area off of Rt 34/13

Come get lei’d at Hula Hash with your hares, ChubSucker and Shiggy Shaman! Taste the life of the islands by experiencing the exquisite aloha of the waterfalls, running across the hot volcanic terrain, exploring the wet tropical shiggy, and dancing and drinking wildly with the Tiki gods. (This is a swimming-optional trail.)

Getting to the parking area can be tricky. Pay attention to these directions!

When traveling south from Ithaca on Rt 13, stay in the left lane for Rt 34 (towards Spencer). After a few hundred feet you’ll drive beneath a bridge and come to a U-turn on the left. Turn left as if to head back north to Ithaca. The parking lot entrance is on the right, in front of the Brown Sign for the Historic Erie Canal Corridor??? (Something like that. Look for the Brown Sign!).

The parking area isn’t large. Carpooling is encouraged.

 

What else you need to know:

$5 hash cash.

Virgins get sacrificed for free. (Still not a cult!)

Leash your hash dogs.

 

Hash #898

Got BEE(R)s?

Join PG and Floss on Sunday July 14 at 2:69pm HST for a wet and wonderful journey through the wilds of BEE(R) country.


Start : Hammond Hill parking lot on Hammond Hill Road (42.437115,-76.305705) —Don’t try to take this road from the south or you’re gonna have a bad time. Enter from Irish Settlement Road.


$5 gets you Wild T(r)ail, Bee(r)s, and (Boo)bees. Wear your best beekeeper suit, yellow/black stripes, or strap-on your own stinger. Maybe hashers (Floss) will get lucky this year and we can become friends with the bees*.


Virgins welcome! Bring leashes for dogs and a dry bag for after. Swimming optional.

*except for ground bees — f*ck those f*ckers

Hash #897

Let’s Get Wet Trail

When: Sunday, June 30 at 2:69 HST

Where: Buffalo Wild Wings parking lot

Springtime in Ithaca was waaaay too dry, so let your hares, Shiggy Shaman and Doris Dicktoria, lead you to the moist wet places. Hash cash is $5. Virgins come for free. Dogs must be leashed. And bring a dry bag because, you know, MOIST.

This trail has options to swim or just wade or just stay dry (if it’s not raining!). All water preferences should be ok with this trail.

On-after at Buffalo Wild Wings because it’s easy, just like any hasher.

Hash #896

Okay, degenerates and degenerettes!

Corndog’s Escaping Ithaca Weather and Moving to Florida Trail.

Like everything else Corndog has ever laid, the trail will be short, flat, and shiggy-free, and probably amusing.

Sunday’s off-week, on-out hash meets at 1:69, by the old duck pond (along the lake at the very far corner of Stewart Park – by the old boat house).

I hate to over-promise, but it might well be the most-fun trail you’ll take part in all afternoon! Be there or… be elsewhere.

You all know where Stewart Park is, right?

$5 Hash Cash

Virgins are free

Hash #894–#895

JUNE 15 & 16  Tastes Like 10th Grade

It’s been a long, cold, wet spring and IH3 is ready to welcome a long, hot, wet summer!

What better way to celebrate the beginning of the solstice than to bark at the full moon and dance around the fire (clothing optional!), singing joyous songs to Juno, Apollo, Gispert and Bacchus!

Join Tastes Like 10th Grade for an evening trail followed by optional camping with bonfire.

Location: Foster Pond Parking Lot on Potomac Rd., Burdett, NY in the Finger Lakes National Forest

For those who are planning to camp, there is a large RUSTIC campsite just a short walk from the parking lot (pit toilets are just down the road in the Potomac Camp Ground). Bring a dish to pass or something to cook over a campfire. I will provide wood (more wood always welcum!), snacks, beer, water, and bagels for breakfast. Parking is available for car/bus camping.

Date: June 15, 2019

Time: Hare off for live trail at 8:45 PM

Bring: Cranium Lamps or other light source
Dry Bag
Bathing Suit if weather allows
Flotation Devices
Tent and Sleeping Bag
Virgins
Dogs

Hash Cash: $5.00

(Watch for updates due to Climate Change)

But wait! You don’t just get one trail from Tasty; you get TWO trails!

Stay to play on Sunday, June 16, for another exciting trail!

Time: 3:00 p.m.

Location: Foster Pond Parking Lot on Potomac Rd., Burdett, NY (same as previous night, duh!)

Hash Cash: $5.00

Bring: Dry Bag, Hash Awards, Virgins, Dogs, Sunscreen, Bug Spray, Your Dad

Celebrate Father’s Day by taking him hashing! RU a dad? Bring the kids! Show us how powerful your sperm is!

Camping may continue into Monday, weather permitting, so feel free to stay and get a load on!

Hash #893

On behalf of CumBoy Wonder and Shittalkie:

Come one, come all, and celebrate National Candy Month with a candy laden trail that will surely satisfy your thirst for candy. There will be shiggy and ticks and cold frothy beverages to wash down sugary sweets!  

Hash Cash $5, Virgins free. Canines welcome!
When: Sunday June 2nd
Time: 2:69 HST
Place: Connecticut Hill, Park at the radio tower on Tower Rd in Newfield NY.
Bring: Bug and Tick Spray, hookers, midgets, a hunger to have a Sweet in your mouth.
Hares: Cumboy Wonder and Shit Talkie

Hash #890

The Beaster Bunny is Cumming!

The Beaster Bunny is Cumming!

When: 4/20 (Y’all know what that means in Ithaca…. )

Where: Taughannock Falls State Park, North Point Parking lot https://goo.gl/maps/KYGSEUEtFTP2

Time: 12:69 PM

How Much: $10

Hares: Butt Floss and Porcelain Goddess

On After: Chez Floss with a keg of BEER

Hash #889

After you’ve participated in or aided and abetted r*cism on Sunday morning at our beloved local Skunk Cabbage event, come show off how stanky you got. 

Wear your brightest whites and darkest blacks, stripes and tails encouraged! 

Be ready to chase your Live Hares, Baster and Tasty, through the rabid wild.

Bring:
Virgins!
$5.00!
Leashed dogs! 
Dry bag! 
Your vessel!
Hash awards!

Leave at home:
Deodorant 
Your dignity 

Hash #887

You Can Pick Your Theme But You Can’t Pick Your………………Trail

Wankers! This cumming Sunday, March 10th, will be the most celebrated day for….heh, get this: National Mario Day!, National Blueberry Popover Day!, National Day Light Savings Day!, National Pack Your Lunch Day!, and National Women & Girls HIV/AIDS Awareness Day!

Join the threesome of March hares: Great Gashby, Shiggy Shaman, and, special guest, 50 Shades of Glaze for a well-hared and hounded romp around Ithaca. With so many fine holidaze on this date, we’re letting you do the choosing of how you wanna cum to trail. So, for example, if you want to pack blueberry popovers in your lunch and bring it to trail dressed as a Super Mario Bros character, show up an hour off of what time you think it might be, (because who can re-member what time it is?), and tell every woman and girl you meet about HIV and AIDS, go ahead!

When? 1:69 HST (Don’t forget to reset your clocks at 2am prior to this.)

Where does trail begin? At Great Gashby’s abode, 210 S. Corn Street, Ithaca

Why? Because we can.

This trail is dog-friendly. On After will be at Liquid State Brewing.